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Content Gabriele Petronella gabro27 So this just happened: - a bot found a vulnerability in a dependency - a bot sent a PR to fix it - the CI verified the PR - a bot merged it - a bot celebrated the merge with a GIF ProdrammerHumor.io dependabot bat commented on bahalf of aithub 19 davs aco s edited o Bumos mixin-deeo from 1.3 1 10 1.32 thoger a rebase manually by connenting C dependabot bot C) Burp nixin-dee d dependabot bot

Content I DISCOVERED A HOLE IN OUR INTER- NET SECURITY. WHAT? ACTUALLY, THAT'S NOT MY JOB. BUT ILL INFORM OUR NETWORK MANAGE- MENT GROUP. GOOD GRIEF MANI HOW COULO YOU PUT A HOLE IN OUR INTERNET? PASSING THE BUCK!!! YOU'RE A BUCK PASSER!!! I DION T PUT IT THERE. .AND: NOT.. FORGET ITI THERE'S NO HOLE! IT GOT BETTER! THATS MORE LIKE ITS YOUR JOB TO FIX THAT HOLE. WANT YOU TO WORK 24- 7 I FIXED THE INTERNET.

Content BUG FREE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I REMOVED ALL THE BAD CODE FROM THE APP WHAT'S LEFT OF IT? Hello world Press any key to continue... MONKEYUSER.COM ProdrammerHumor.io

When your non-tech friends marvel at your "beautiful code" but you're just a professional Stack Overflow archaeologist who excavated that algorithm from a 2013 thread with 3 upvotes. The audacity to take credit while knowing deep down you couldn't recreate it from scratch if your job depended on it. The smile says "genius" but the conscience whispers "fraud."

Python's having an existential crisis while JavaScript is just vibing with string math. The expression '3'-'1' in Python throws a tantrum because strings can't be subtracted (how dare you try to violate type rules!). Meanwhile, JavaScript's like "2, duh" because it'll happily convert your strings to numbers and do the math anyway. Classic JavaScript - solving problems you didn't know you had by creating problems you never wanted. That traceback is the sound of Python's dignity remaining intact while refusing to do your questionable arithmetic.

Content How did you fix that production Bug? SENIOR DEV Commented the code. INTERN