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The compiler said "0 errors" so I shipped it! Who cares about those 5678 warnings? They're just the compiler being overly dramatic. Warnings are basically just passive-aggressive suggestions anyway. It's like when your IDE underlines half your code in yellow squiggles but everything still runs fine. Sure, there might be 5000+ instances of "variable may be null" or "unused import" or "deprecated method," but did we crash? NO! Ship it to production, baby! What could possibly go wrong?

Content Elon Musk O elonmusk A small API change had massive ramifications. The code stack is extremely brittle for no good reason. Will ultimately need a complete rewrite. 1:27 PM 3623 2.5M Views 790 Retweets 701 Quotes 9,259 Likes 17 1. Share this Tweet with anyone, even if they aren't on Twitter yet X David C Bell MovieHo... 3h Have you tried resigning from the company to see if that fixes the problem? 16 17 32 1,058 1 40.4K

This meme is peak programmer time travel fantasy! It's portraying the classic "wake up from a coma" trope where our modern dev suddenly finds himself in the golden age of computing (70s/80s) with two Unix beard legends telling him all his 2023 AI anxiety was just a bad dream. ChatGPT? Devin AI? Job losses? Nope, none of that exists - instead, let's do something actually meaningful like rewriting Unix in C! The irony is delicious - modern devs romanticizing an era of limited computing power, punch cards, and no Stack Overflow as somehow more "pure" than our current AI-assisted coding hellscape. Nothing says programmer nostalgia like yearning for a time when debugging meant actual physical switches and you had to wait overnight for your code to compile.

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