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Oh the classic "everything is fine" developer energy! 🔥 Git asks how it's going while showing a MASSIVE merge conflict in src.ts that can't even be auto-resolved! And our hero just smiles and says "yea" with dead eyes because what else can you do when your Tuesday morning starts with "Resolve all conflicts manually" messages? This is peak developer dissociation - when your code is literally on fire but you've transcended to a higher plane of acceptance. We've all been there, staring at those red conflict markers while our soul leaves our body! 😂

The instant transformation from dead-inside to pure joy when a meeting gets canceled is the most authentic developer emotion ever captured. That precious hour you just got back? That's not "catch up on emails" time—that's "finally fix that cursed bug without someone asking for a status update every 15 minutes" time. The headphones stay on either way because they're not just for music—they're the universal symbol for "I'm in the zone, interrupt me and I'll rewrite your Git history."

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