A Tale Of Two Bugs

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Content 8:52 AM J Tech Support Tech support, How may I help you? 8:53 AM 8:53 AM Hi, I've got a problem. Your program is telling me to get a pet snake. I don't want one. 8:53 AM J Tech Support Excuse me? 8:54 AM It's giving me a message telling me I need a snake to run it. 8:54 AM J Tech Support Read the message to me please. 8:55 AM Error: Python required to run the script. 8:55 AM V VIA

The road that time (and budget) forgot! This glorious patchwork of asphalt represents the sacred timeline of your company's codebase. Each differently colored patch is a desperate hotfix deployed at 2 AM by a different developer who whispered "we'll refactor this properly later" – a promise as broken as the road itself. The yellow lines desperately trying to maintain order are the coding standards document nobody follows. The best part? The project manager still calls it "battle-tested" in client meetings.

Top panel: "Oh look at my cute little website with its adorable traffic spike at 7pm!" Bottom panel: *Cold sweat intensifies* Someone's trying to access every single .env file, config, and AWS credential on your server. Nothing says "welcome to the internet" quite like watching hackers systematically probe your site's defenses while you realize your security is about as robust as a chocolate teapot. Pro tip: if your logs look like this, you're not having a website - a website is having you.

Content Write code The tests fail Write more tests to narrow down the problem Write tests The tests fail Those tests pass The bug was in the test

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