A Tale Of Two Bugs

The secret anti-aging formula they don't want you to know about: stop programming. Nothing ages you faster than debugging someone else's spaghetti code at 3 AM while chugging your fifth energy drink. The before picture shows a young developer (26.420% sure its Musk) in 1999, already showing signs of premature aging from all those PayPal all-nighters. Fast forward to 2020, and the man (99.6969% sure its Musk) has clearly delegated all coding tasks to junior devs. That's the real 10x developer move - not writing code, but avoiding it entirely.

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Computers don't lie, but they sure know how to be dramatic about it. When your code finally works after 47 attempts and the computer's like "1" – that's binary for "I told you so." The machine's entire personality is just evaluating Boolean expressions and being insufferably correct while we're over here having existential crises over missing semicolons. The relationship between programmers and computers is basically us begging for validation and them responding with the computational equivalent of "k."

Content Me: uploads code to stack overflow so that other people can help me debug the error I'm getting Everyone else working on the military's missile guidance software:

Content install script does rm -rf usr for ubuntu 123 Closed ginoputrino opened this issue on May 24, 2011 74 comments ginoputrino commented on May 24, 2011 An extra space at line 351: rm -rf usr libnvidia-currentxorgxorg causes the install.sh script to do an rm -rf on the us directory for people installing in ubuntu Totally uncool dude!!! The script deletes everything under usr. I just had to reinstall linux on my pc to recover. Removing the space will fix this. Probably should do it quickly!!! 308 29 475 150 47 179 26 66 39 ProdrammerHumor.io

Content It was crunch time and everyone from the CEO to the receptionist was labeling images to improve the algorithm. My friend was working to fix a bug, and the CEO walked by and said "Why do you have code on vour screen? You're supposed to be looking at porn!"