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Your Friendly Neighborhood Web Developer

Your Friendly Neighborhood Web Developer
BEHOLD! The most DRAMATIC hierarchy of developer suffering ever witnessed! 💀 While SREs at unicorn startups and embedded engineers at major automakers are mingling at some fancy tech party, our poor web dev hero stands ALONE with his party hat, having just completed the MOST GRUELING task known to mankind — a website for a local mom & pop jewelry store! The sheer AUDACITY of those tech elites to not understand the EMOTIONAL DAMAGE of explaining to Mrs. Jenkins why her nephew's "design ideas" won't work, or the EXISTENTIAL CRISIS of making a carousel that doesn't break on Internet Explorer! The TRAUMA of hearing "can you make the logo bigger" for the 47th time! Neighborhood web devs are the UNSUNG HEROES battling in the trenches of client expectations while the tech elite sip their kombucha in their ergonomic chairs!

Are You Sure About Your Career Choice

Are You Sure About Your Career Choice
Oh look, the stark reality of our life choices laid bare. Kid says "I'm gonna be a doctor!" and everyone celebrates like they just won the lottery. Same kid says "I'm gonna be a programmer" and suddenly it's a funeral procession. Hits different after your third consecutive night debugging someone else's spaghetti code while the doctor friend is posting vacation pics from their yacht. But hey, at least we can automate our depression, right?

A Tale Of Two Bugs

A Tale Of Two Bugs
Same word, two entirely different emotional states. Biology majors get excited studying fascinating creatures with exoskeletons and compound eyes. Meanwhile, CS majors stare into the abyss of undefined behavior with thousand-yard stares, wondering why their code that worked perfectly yesterday suddenly decided to implode today. The only thing evolving in our code is the bugs—they're getting smarter while we're losing sanity.