30 minutes of trying to fix something in CSS

Junior developers pushing code straight to production is the tech equivalent of giving car keys to someone who just got their learner's permit. The terrifying confidence of asking "How much review do I need?" only to immediately decide "None? I merge now. Good luck, everybody else!" perfectly captures that moment when inexperience meets fatal optimism. Senior devs watching this unfold are already updating their resumes while the production server starts smoking. That merge button might as well be labeled "Career Russian Roulette."

Ah, the classic "if it ain't broke, break it" syndrome. Every developer knows that magical moment when your code actually works, and instead of celebrating, your brain whispers: "Let's make it better ." Next thing you know, you've unleashed 258 bugs and your face has morphed into that primal rage comic expression we all know too well. After 20 years in this industry, I've learned the hard way: working code is sacred. But do we listen to our own advice? Nope. We just have to refactor it into oblivion because apparently we hate happiness.

Content MADE A MAJOR CHANGE AND EVERYTHING WORKS THE FIRST TIME NOT SURE WHERE THE BUG IS

The universal law of programming nobody teaches in CS degrees: "If it works, don't touch it." That moment when your janky code with 17 nested if-statements and zero comments somehow passes all tests, and you back away from the keyboard like you're defusing a bomb. The code is held together by digital duct tape and prayers, but hey—ship it! Future you can deal with that technical debt... or better yet, whoever inherits your codebase after you've conveniently switched teams.

Content When you close more than 100 tabs after finding the solution of a bug

Content Not this time Junior! Today is the release day. Bug, bug there is a bug! Project Manager Junior Tester