Why No Trailing Commas

Ah, the classic database decree! On the left: "Foreign keys are illegal" and on the right: "All columns must be strings." It's basically the executive order that would make any database administrator contemplate a career change. Nothing says "I have absolutely no idea how databases work" quite like mandating string-only columns while banning foreign keys. Congratulations, you've just signed into law the creation of data integrity nightmares and query performance disasters! Next up: "NULL values are now taxed at 30%."

Tom from Tom and Jerry frantically playing multiple instruments at once perfectly captures the reality of "full stack" development. You're not specializing in one instrument—you're desperately trying to keep the entire orchestra running while management thinks you're conducting a symphony. Meanwhile, you're just trying to prevent the cello from falling over while blowing three trumpets and hitting a drum with your tail. And they wonder why the deployment is delayed.

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