Fuck_Around/Find_Out: C# For The TikTok Generation

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Fuck_Around/Find_Out: C# For The TikTok Generation

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The ultimate Gen Z programming language update we never knew we needed! On the left, we have boring old C# with its stuffy keywords like "public", "private", and "try/catch". But on the right? Pure linguistic chaos that would make any teenager instantly become a 10x developer.

Instead of "public float", we get "highkey period" and "private bool" transforms into "lowkey fax" – because nothing says serious software engineering like replacing Boolean logic with slang authenticity checks.

My personal favorite has to be replacing exception handling with "find_out(Tea t)" and "Shoutout.SpillTea(t.Yap)" – because why log an error when you can just spill the tea on your coding disasters?

Microsoft's next brilliant strategy: making programming languages that double as TikTok comment sections. Debugging would be absolutely unhinged.

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