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Basically How The Conversation Went
AI Security Microsoft Programming
20 days ago 116.1K views 0 shares
Basically How The Conversation Went
The eternal dance of AI ethics vs. corporate deadlines, beautifully captured in Simpsons format. Apu starts with the programmer's honest confession: "I use AI when Stack Overflow fails me." Then suddenly transforms into a philosophical AI ethicist discussing the "schism between ethicists and productivity analysts" and security concerns. But when Microsoft interrupts his ethical monologue with "Just say yes," Apu immediately abandons his principles faster than a junior dev abandoning documentation. The duality of modern development: privately acknowledging AI's ethical quagmires while publicly nodding enthusiastically when the deadline monster appears. Welcome to software development in 2024, where our principles are as flexible as our sprint commitments.

MFW When I'm Asking A Question In A C++ Sub
C++ Programming StackOverflow
2 months ago 213.8K views 0 shares
MFW When I'm Asking A Question In A C++ Sub
That smug feeling when you post a "help me fix this code" question on a C++ forum, but it's actually a homework assignment you're trying to get solved for free. Those poor souls thinking they're helping a fellow developer in need, when they're really just doing your assignment. The digital equivalent of tricking someone into carrying your furniture because you told them you're "just rearranging things."

The Standards Committee Trolley Problem
C++ Webdev Javascript Programming
8 months ago 253.2K views 2 shares
The Standards Committee Trolley Problem
The classic trolley problem gets a programmer's twist! We've got two standards committees (TC39 for JavaScript and JTC1 for C++) tied to the nuclear option, while cancer and AIDS cures are on another track. Every developer knows the pain of dealing with language standards committees that seem to drag on forever with decisions that can blow up your codebase. The real moral dilemma: do you save humanity with medical breakthroughs, or do you finally put those endless committee meetings out of their misery? Let's be honest, we've all fantasized about nuking a standards meeting after implementing our 17th breaking change in a month.