Centralized Memes

Scooby-Doo taught us more about system architecture than any computer science degree. The top panel shows our hero proudly unveiling "decentralized computing" - a robust, distributed system that can withstand partial failures. But plot twist! In the bottom panel, he dramatically reveals that your company's "decentralized" solution was actually centralized computing all along - a single server disguised as a distributed system, ready to collapse when that one critical node fails at 3 AM on a holiday weekend. And you would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling SREs!