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Content 21 I generally put something like this in settings.py: import socket try: HOSTNAME socket. gethostname () except: HOSTNAME 'localhost' share edit flag answered Nov 5 '10 at 4:15 FAQ Craig Trader 11.5k 04 22 049 2 2 Your solution does not work, if you use Docker. It will show the container ID instead of the URL. - Ozer S. Nov 18 '16 at 9:57 My solution was written before Docker existed. Sorry. - Craig Trader Nov 22 '16 at 8:03

Junior dev asking "theoretically" about removing accidentally committed API keys is like asking your friend "hypothetically" what happens if you total their car. The senior's face says it all—they've already checked the commit history, rotated the keys, and started drafting the incident report before the junior even finished their sentence. That thousand-yard stare comes from years of watching AWS bills skyrocket because someone's credentials got scraped by bots within 3 minutes of pushing to main. The senior knows there's no "theoretical" here—that key is already being used to mine crypto in some Eastern European server farm. Pro tip: git filter-branch and BFG Repo-Cleaner exist, but they won't save you from the post-mortem meeting.

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That perfect synchronicity of hitting deploy and immediately getting a notification is the universe's way of saying "you forgot something critical." It's like Murphy's Law of Deployment—your phone will only ring with an urgent issue the exact microsecond your finger leaves the deploy button. The code was perfect in dev, passed all tests, survived code review... but somehow you can feel that production is about to catch fire. Time to prepare your "working on a fix" message while frantically scanning logs!

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