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OH MY GOD, PARENTS BEWARE! Your precious little angel might be secretly battling the horrors of Kubernetes! 😱 The signs are UNMISTAKABLE: constant computer usage (because those pods won't deploy themselves), violently headbutting walls (when the YAML indentation is off by ONE SPACE), worshipping at the altar of Kelsey Hightower (the Kubernetes GURU), and the most terrifying symptom of all — thinking they can solve EVERY SINGLE PROBLEM with "a controller." This is what happens when DevOps consumes your soul! Next thing you know, they'll be muttering "stateful sets" in their sleep and drawing little container diagrams on their bedroom walls. INTERVENTION REQUIRED IMMEDIATELY!

Content Tomasz Lakomy push -force tlakomy Is this Docker? 11:40 PM 18 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone 1,176 Retweets 5,286 Likes

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The bell curve of architecture wisdom strikes again! On the left, we have the blissfully ignorant junior dev who's happy with a monolith because they don't know any better. In the middle, the insufferable mid-level architect screaming about microservices like they've discovered fire. And on the right, the battle-scarred senior who's been through enough distributed system nightmares to circle back to "just use a damn monolith." Nothing like spending six months untangling a hairball of 47 microservices communicating through a message queue that nobody understands anymore just to realize it could've been three functions in one repo.