Rust Strikes Again

Content I'm so fucking annoyed that I can't just enter a path into the file explorer. Holy fucking shit. Dragging a folder with sub folders doesn't copy the sub folders. Why is linux pure stupid? Why? nvm. It just doesn't indicate in any way that files are copying or that the copy is completed. nvm, I see it now. It's still stupid even though I was wrong and I now like how it works. ProdrammerHumor.io

Content How did you end up in poverty? Gamble? drugs? I left an ec2 instance on.

Ah, the classic corporate strategy meeting. On the left, a massive crowd flocks to the "Fancy-Tech-First" approach. "Let's blockchain our AI microservices in the cloud with quantum edge computing!" Meanwhile, one lonely soul stands at the "Problem-First" door. That person probably asked "What are we actually trying to solve here?" and was immediately labeled as "not a team player." The graveyard of failed digital transformation projects is filled with $10M solutions to $10K problems. But hey, at least the PowerPoint slides looked impressive.

Management: "Why didn't moving to the cloud fix everything?" Developer: "Let me redesign for cloud-native." Management: "No. Just containerize it." Developer: "You can't fix architectural problems by saying buzzwords." Management: "Kubernetes." The classic "throw tech at it" approach. Spoiler alert: slapping containers on a monolith is like putting racing stripes on a shopping cart. Still a shopping cart, just more expensive and now someone has to learn Docker.

Content "Our no-code solution lets you easily create data pipelines from a config" The config: BrookLyn Anticapital Habitat Defense Systems "Workflow": "UserTransactionsPipeline", "Instructions": "import pandas as pd", "df pd.readcsv ("USER TRANSACTIONS SNAPSHOT. csv)" "df.dropna(subset'id deprecated 'column9', inplaceTrue)" "df'productcode' df'product . apply (lambda x: x. strip() . lower ())", "df df df ' amount e", "df'occurredat' pd. todatetime (df 'occurredat', errors 'coerce')" "df. tosq1 ('usertransactions", conengine, ifexists'append")"

Content THERE IS NO CLOUD IT'S JUST A COMPUTER SOMEWHERE ELSE ProgrammerHumor.