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Content After thousands of applications, I just accepted an offer from a McFAANG company! Shitpost Don't want to specify which one, but I'm super excited to finally be working at a top tier McFAANG company! I will be in a Forward Deployed Food Engineering Specialist role! Some of my job responsibilities include: Building ETL pipelines to extract frozen patties from the FREEZER database and transforming them into ready made burgers Deriving insights and analysis on client orders from the cash register Managing real-time NoSQL (No Salt Queue Layer) deployments for french fry processing Maintaining high-throughput IO operations at drive-through queuing interface while ensuring sub-60-second response times Implementing mission-critical data cleaning protocols using proprietary mop-based algorithms Debugging ice cream machines I'm extremely excited to receive a base TC of over 280k (per decade) for my first job out of college! If anyone wants some tips or tricks, feel free to ask

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of modern cloud architecture! First we're all like "let's just vibe code" because who needs structure or security when you're disrupting industries, right?! 🙄 But then reality SLAPS YOU IN THE FACE when you put on those glasses and suddenly see what you've actually created—"Vulnerability as a Service"! HONEY, your startup isn't being innovative, it's being a 24/7 all-you-can-hack buffet for every script kiddie with a keyboard! The transformation from blissful ignorance to horrifying clarity is sending me into orbit! This is basically every CTO the morning after saying "we'll fix the security issues in the next sprint" for the 37th time in a row!

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Content 3 hr. ago People here do indiehobby dev as a pasion project. People are simply more passiomate working on their own ideas. No one wants to work for free on a project likely to never get released only to chase someone else's dream. 4 137 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow OP 3 hr. ago Uh, that last sentence is what I dreaded. I have no programming skills what so ever, but I have an almost complete game design ready. The next step is to get in touch with a former friend, who I lost contact with many years ago. He's a programmer. I'm hoping he'll jump on board on this project. The challenge is of course, as you imply, to make him feel a sense of ownership of the project as well, and not just doing my project. Wish me the best of luck on this, or else a big dream, that has been in the pipeline for years, will be dead. -136 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow

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