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Content aws T'VE GOT COOL NAMES FOR MY SERVICES, LIKE GREENGRASS AND BEANStALK Azure I NAMED MY SERVICES AFTER WHAT THEY ASTUALLY ARE SO PEOPLE CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY DO

Oh look, it's the miracle of modern IT support! While normal humans with ChatGPT are diligently writing things down or having professional meetings, the random IT guy at 3am is out in the digital cotton fields, violently beating the servers with a stick while his colleagues bend over in submission. This is the untold reality of system administration - when everything crashes at ungodly hours, there's no elegant solution. Just three sleep-deprived techs in a field of crashed servers, one wielding the sacred Stick of Rebooting while the others present their backends to the gods of uptime. And they say programming is all about elegant algorithms and clean code. Ha! Sometimes it's just percussive maintenance and prayer.

Content Tomasz Lakomy push -force tlakomy Is this Docker? 11:40 PM 18 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone 1,176 Retweets 5,286 Likes ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Schizophrenia S a type 1 hypervisor What? You know like.. If a personality can be described as an OS and the patient can have multiple instances at the same time, technically they are a hypervi Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

Content THERE'S NO DATABASE JUST SOMEONE EISES HASHMAP

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