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After 8 years in the trenches, I still introduce myself as a "junior who's been around a while." Why accept the crushing responsibility of being "senior" when you can be a "señor" instead? Just add a sombrero, a bow tie, and suddenly your impostor syndrome has a fancy accent and better work-life balance. The flames in the background? That's just the production server I was supposed to be monitoring.

Ah, the sacred commandment of software development! Homer's grabbing that "Free Programming Advice" slip with the enthusiasm of someone who's spent 48 consecutive hours debugging a single semicolon error. The golden rule revealed: "IF IT WORKS, DON'T TOUCH IT" - the mantra whispered in server rooms worldwide. Every developer knows that terrifying moment when you make a "tiny, harmless change" to working code and suddenly your entire application bursts into flames. It's like finding a delicate house of cards and deciding to "just adjust one card real quick." Pure chaos theory in action!

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