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The bathroom standoff of programming languages continues into 2025. While other devs avoid the PHP programmer at the urinals like he's carrying a digital plague, the PHP dev is still clinging to relevance with that desperate "78% of the Internet" statistic. It's the coding equivalent of that guy who peaked in high school and won't stop talking about that one touchdown. Sure, WordPress powers a chunk of the web, but so did Internet Explorer once upon a time. Doesn't mean it wasn't a dumpster fire with legacy support.

Why meticulously import six separate Java utility classes when you can just slap that wildcard import and call it a day? Sure, your IDE might silently hate you, your code reviewer might have a minor aneurysm, and you're technically loading unnecessary classes into memory... but look at all those keystrokes you saved! The absolute power move of typing import java.util.*; is the programming equivalent of showing up to a formal dinner in sweatpants. It works, but at what cost to your dignity?