They Should Just Tell Zuck To Ask His Aiabout It

Content k 4 28.5k J rantiwork 1.5k 1 Share ridikulass 4h at work 5. 6 Awards I work in cybersecurity if u ExactBobcat8910 makes it so his script uploads fucking boat loads of "ipsum lorem" or just spammy key words or something, their database or e-mail server or where ever this data is going, can only take so much data. if to much comes at once, their ram could flood and start breaking things, I have seen firewalls come down over the same shit. if not they can flood the disk space with junk data and make it so they are unable to take more applications. if they allow people to upload word docs for example, filling them with image files will cause them to expand dramatically. even if they say have 10 TB of space sending a million 10meg files should mess with them. basically don't just flood them, drown them. don't make it a humaninally difficult task to overcome, make it a mechanically impossible one. 954 S

Who needs relationship dopamine when you can experience the pure ecstasy of closing 100 Chrome tabs after a 14-hour debugging marathon? That moment when you've finally conquered that elusive bug that had you questioning your career choices, and you get to perform the sacred ritual of tab cleansing... It's basically the programmer's equivalent of crossing the finish line at the Olympics, except your medal is just more RAM and the ability to hear your laptop fan stop screaming.

HONEY, I would be LIVING MY BEST LIFE in nature's embrace if those DEMONIC CODE GREMLINS didn't exist! Just picture it - sprawled dramatically in a field, basking in golden sunlight, not a single syntax error in sight! Instead, I'm trapped in my coding dungeon, frantically debugging while my dreams of peaceful meadow naps WITHER AND DIE. The absolute AUDACITY of bugs to rob me of my pastoral programming paradise! 💀

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Content GET THAT THING OUT OF MY FACE! chomp IATFX LATEX GET THAT THING OUT OF MY FACE!

Content Me on my 7th week of learning Java Why didn't you just try "very complicated thing never heard of" -3 score People saying my error message is not possible NEVER AGAIN. OWLTURD.COM I Oh I can't figure this out, i'll ask it on Stackoverflow