My Company's Investors Whenever I Talk About "My Code"

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Content Me after spending 5 hours debugging my code and it turns out I used array.size instead of array.length and my manager sees me laughing hysterically at my code: You wouldn't get it

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Content SENIOR DIRECTOR VP OF ENGINEERING BY ADOPTING A MICROSERVICE ARCHITECTURE WE MADE EACH TEAM RESPONSIBLE AND ACCOUNTABLE FOR THEIR OWN SERVICE 3 OF ATLAPI CATIS FATTED IMPOSSIBIE TO REVERT 500 MSLATENGY FOR EACH API CAT 430 INCREASE IN SERVER COST EACH TEAM NOW NEEDS ONCALLS IQUITE

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The unholy alliance of web development, visualized perfectly. Two bikes duct-taped together in the middle—just like how REST APIs connect our systems with the same level of engineering elegance. The backend sits there, functional but boring, while the frontend gets all the flashy colors and drinks juice boxes. And yet somehow this monstrosity actually moves forward, which is frankly more than I can say for most sprint planning meetings.