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Start with a normal function handshake, end with the ENTIRE CODEBASE being infected with async/await! 😱 The moment you introduce ONE async function into your pristine synchronous paradise, it spreads faster than gossip in a developer Slack channel! Suddenly EVERYTHING needs to be async, your functions are covered in purple Teletubby suits, and your once-simple code is now a hellscape of Promises and .then() chains! The async plague has no cure - resistance is futile! Your beautiful sequential code? MURDERED in cold blood by the async mafia!

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Started the day feeling optimistic about Java. "I love this language! Why all the hate?" Fast forward 20 minutes: "Let me just code for a bit." Two hours later, I'm staring at 47 AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBeans and contemplating a career in goat farming. The blurry final panel perfectly captures that moment when your soul leaves your body after writing your 17th getter/setter pair of the day.