I mean, it’s one API, Michael. What could it cost? $42,000?

Corporate logic at its finest! Why use battle-tested, free open source solutions when you can burn six months reinventing the wheel with extra bugs? Nothing says "enterprise quality" like rejecting perfectly good code because it wasn't invented here. The best part? When it inevitably fails, they'll hire consultants to implement the open source solution they rejected in the first place. Bonus points if they call it a "proprietary custom solution" in the shareholder meeting! 💸

Content I write in C because it's faster than Python. But do the program gotta be that fast? . imgtip.com ProgrammerHumor.

Content Stephen Gower As someone who has been developing websites since NCSA Mosaic was the only browser available, I'd just like to say that I'm really fcking tired of all the smart assholes out there continuously developing entirely new ways to build web applications. It started simple enough, just html and javascript. Then Cold Fusion. Then java applets. Then java servlets. Then 5 or 6 different Java application servers, EJBs, JSP, struts, XSLT, PHP. But screw all of that. We need Spring. No wait, we need Ruby.and Rails. Wait, we need Query. screw Query. We need AngularJs, and Backbone, and Ember! The world just won't be right until we have 12 different ways to do the same thing in Javascript! Forget all those server-side things you learned. Node js is here! No-wait. F'ck Node. Use Google Go! Honestly how many times are we going to re-invent this wheel? Unless you stay current with all of this nonsense, you basically become unhireable. I'm sure some of you 20 and 30-somethings have already experienced some of this fatigue. Now just imaging 10-15 more years where every 3 years a good portion of what you learned before is now obsolete, and you'll feel like I do.

Content Me after watching my comp sci teacher have a stroke after looking at my Java project that I Wrote in one line Looks like she couldn'thandle the Neutron style

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Content 1XX Informational 100 Continue 101 102 Switching Protocols Processing 2XX Success 200 201 Created 202 Accepted 203 Non-authoritative Information 204 No Content 205 206 Reset Content Partial Content 207 Multi-Status 208 226 Already Reported IM Used 3XX Redirectional 300 Multiple Choices 301 302 Moved Permanently Found 303 See Other 304 305 Not Modified 307 Use Proxy Temporary Redirect 308 Permanent Redirect 4XX Client Error 400 Bad Request 401 Unauthorized 402 403 Payment Required Forbidden 404 Not Found 405 Method Not Allowed COST Not Acceptable 407 408 Proxy Authentication Required Request Timeout 4XX Client Error Continued 409 Conflict 410 Gone 411 412 Length Required Precondition Failed 413 414 415 416 417 Payload Too Large Request-URI Too Long Unsupported Media Type Requested Range Not Satisfiable Expectation Failed I'm a teapot 418 421 Misdirected Request Unprocessable Entity 422 423 Locked 424 426 428 429 431 444 Failed Dependency Upgrade Required Precondition Required Too Many Requests Request Header Fields Too Large Connection Closed Without Response 451 499 Unavailable For Legal Reasons Client Closed Request 5XX Server Error 500 Internal Server Error 501 Not Implemented 502 503 504 Bad Gateway Service Unavailable 505 506 507 Gateway Timeout HTTP Version Not Supported Variant Also Negotiates Insufficient Storage 508 Loop Detected 510 Not Extended 511 Network Authentication Required 599 Network Connect Timeout Error