Fullstack In A Nutshell

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Fullstack In A Nutshell

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Frontend: Peaceful meadow, gentle breeze, holding a cute baby while lying on flowers. Backend: Same meadow, but now there's an apocalyptic hellscape in the background, the baby is a demon spawn, and you're desperately trying not to get eaten alive while maintaining the same cheerful demeanor for the stakeholders. Just another Tuesday in fullstack development.

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