Too Afraid To Google It

The classic developer tracking system – ancient commit archeology. When someone says "India Indian has been here," they're spotting telltale signs of another dev's code. The response "How can you tell?" is all of us pretending we can't see those nested if-statements and 200-character variable names. And the solution? "Update Readme.md" – because documenting what the hell happened six months ago is apparently too much to ask. Nothing says "I was here" quite like undocumented code that somehow works but nobody knows why.

Excited about contributing to open source until discovering it's written in JavaScript? Classic developer mood swing! From "I'm gonna change the world" to "nevermind, I'd rather slam my keyboard against the wall" in 0.2 seconds. JavaScript went from being that quirky browser toy to somehow taking over the entire development ecosystem. Now we're all stuck with package.json files larger than our actual code and 47,000 dependencies just to center a div. The enthusiasm drain is real - nothing kills your coding passion quite like realizing you'll need to understand someone else's JS spaghetti code with 15 different design patterns and zero comments.

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