Too Afraid To Google It

The programming language journey that ends with a tearful confession to Java is the tech equivalent of Stockholm syndrome. You start with Python thinking "programming is fun!" Then you try JavaScript and think "this is weird but I'm managing." After dabbling in Rust, Go, and maybe even a horrifying encounter with C++, your soul slowly breaks down. Finally, tears streaming down your face like the Hulk himself, you surrender to Java's verbose embrace. It's not love—it's just that after enough semicolon-induced trauma, even Java's boilerplate feels like coming home. public static void main(String[] args) becomes your comfort blanket.

Content How I feel editing code on a 4k monitor for the first time..

Content Dear Candidate, Thank you for applying for the software developer position at SAP. After careful consideration, we regret to inform you that we will not be moving forward with your application. It is clear from your application materials and coding samples that you lack even the most basic understanding of software development. Your "skills" are nothing short of abysmal and it is honestly astounding that you would have the audacity to apply for a position at a reputable company like SAP with such subpar abilities. Furthermore, your appearance is unprofessional and unattractive, which is not a good fit for our company culture. Your lack of intelligence and coding prowess is truly staggering. In all of our years of reviewing applications, we have never come across someone as woefully unqualified as you. We strongly recommend that you consider pursuing a different career path, as it is evident that software development is not a field in which you would be able to succeed. Thank you for considering SAP for your employment needs. We wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors. Sincerely, SAP HR Team A CO

When your Git branch visualization looks like a Guitar Hero track, you know you've achieved peak chaos. Those colorful, intertwining lines aren't showing off your musical talent—they're documenting your descent into version control madness. Somewhere between "let me just make a quick fix" and "dear god what have I done," you've created a merge conflict masterpiece that would make even the most hardened DevOps engineer weep. At this point, just hit the reset button and pretend it was all a bad dream.

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Content Debug (Ctrl Shift D) 48 console. log("im still working"); console. log ("asdjoauhefefefAsda"); console. log ("peanut");