What Do You Guys Even Do

The universal app store changelog. Every single update: "Bug fixes and improvements." Yeah, but which bugs? What improvements? Did you fix that crash that's been haunting me for three months or did someone just adjust a button's padding by 2 pixels?

It's the developer equivalent of "I don't want to talk about it." Could be a critical security patch. Could be they changed the shade of blue in the settings menu. You'll never know. The changelog has spoken, and it has chosen violence through vagueness.

Bonus points to Yahoo Finance for at least pretending to be specific with "several bug fixes" instead of just "bug fixes." Wow, several. That's practically a novel compared to the others.