Probably Enough For Google To Shut Up

Google play Sdk Developer frustration Compliance Integer overflow Build configuration App development Technical debt

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2 months ago 248,370 views 0 shares

Probably Enough For Google To Shut Up

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The eternal battle against Google Play's SDK requirements in one beautiful hack. Setting targetSdk to Integer.MAX_VALUE is the digital equivalent of saying "I'll update my app when the heat death of the universe arrives, thank you very much." Every Android dev has fantasized about this nuclear option after the 17th email warning about targeting the latest SDK. It's like telling Google "I'm technically compliant with ALL future requirements" while silently adding "...because I'm targeting a value that doesn't exist yet." Pure evil genius.

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