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When you've been optimizing cache hit ratios all day and suddenly your entire life becomes a systems architecture problem. The justification is technically sound though: L1 cache for frequently accessed items (today's outfit), sized large enough to prevent cache misses (digging through the closet), with O(1) random access time. The chair is essentially acting as a hot data store while the closet is cold storage.
The real genius here is recognizing that minimizing latency when getting dressed is mission-critical. Why traverse the entire closet tree structure when you can maintain a small, fast-access buffer of your most frequently used items? It's the same reason CPUs keep L1 cache at 32-64KB instead of just using RAM for everything.
The only thing missing is implementing a proper LRU eviction policy—but let's be honest, that pile probably uses the "never evict, just keep growing" strategy until Mom forces a cache flush.
