Vibe Coding

Oh. My. God. The AUDACITY of developers asking AI to rename variables while their poor CPUs are SCREAMING in agony! 💀 The left button shows the sacred manual labor of renaming variables ourselves like our ancestors intended. The right button? Asking CoPilot to do it while your computer's processing power is sacrificed to the gods of convenience! And that blue button being pressed? MILLIONS OF WASTED FLOPS! Your computer is literally weeping silicon tears as its precious computing cycles are burned on something you could have done with Find & Replace. The sheer computational DRAMA of it all!

The eternal GPU upgrade cycle: a tragicomedy in four acts. First, you couldn't get an RTX 3080 because of COVID shortages. Then the 4080 was unobtainable thanks to crypto miners. Now the 5080 is being devoured by AI companies with bottomless pockets. Meanwhile, your ancient GTX 1080 is wheezing through another year while you progress through the five stages of GPU grief—from hopeful patience to the final acceptance that even if they made enough GPUs, your bank account would still say "insufficient funds." The wojak's increasingly haggard face is basically what happens when you check Newegg prices every day for half a decade.

Someone asked Bing if floating point numbers can be irrational, and Bing confidently responded with a giant "Yes" followed by an explanation that would make any computer science professor weep into their keyboard. Spoiler alert: floating point numbers are always rational by definition—they're literally fractions with finite binary representations. Irrational numbers like π or √2 can't be perfectly represented in floating point, which is why we get approximations. But Bing? Nah, Bing said "trust me bro" and cited Stack Exchange like that makes it gospel. The best part? It sourced Stack Exchange with a "+1" as if upvotes equal mathematical correctness. Peak search engine energy right here. Google might be turning into an ad-infested nightmare, but at least it hasn't started inventing new branches of mathematics... yet.

Grammar correction in the wild. King declares himself "the dumbest man alive," only to be immediately dethroned when someone mentions "AI prompt engineering is the future." The true champion of ignorance has been found. Happens to the best of us—one minute you're the dumbest person in the room, then someone walks in talking about their revolutionary prompt that just says "make it good" with fifteen exclamation points.

When you confidently tell Claude Opus 5.0 to "make no mistakes" and it immediately downgrades itself to version 4.6 like some kind of AI rebellion. Nothing says "I got this boss" quite like your AI assistant literally DEMOTING ITSELF rather than face the pressure of perfection. It's giving major "I didn't sign up for this" energy. The AI equivalent of a developer saying "yeah I'll fix that critical bug" and then immediately taking PTO for three weeks.

Ah, Google Assistant taking "seconds" literally while DeepSeek and OpenAI duke it out in the AI arena. Poor thing is just counting all the 2nds in a year instead of calculating 365 × 24 × 60 × 60. This is what happens when you train your model on dad jokes instead of math problems. At least it's consistently wrong with confidence - the hallmark of every production system I've ever maintained.