The AI Money Laundering Triangle

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The AI Money Laundering Triangle

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OH. MY. GOD. The tech industry's most dramatic love triangle has formed! 💸 NVIDIA, Oracle, and OpenAI are just passing HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS back and forth like it's Monopoly money while the rest of us cry in our ramen noodles! The meme shows these tech giants in a circular money-laundering scheme that would make any financial regulator FAINT. NVIDIA sells chips to everyone, OpenAI buys datacenters, Oracle buys chips - and they're ALL crying tears of joy while swimming in cash! Meanwhile, the tweet at the bottom announces NVIDIA throwing another $10B at Anthropic because apparently there wasn't enough AI money madness already! The tech bubble isn't just inflating - it's practically SCREAMING in helium!

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