Investment Memes

Someone built a Christmas tree out of RAM sticks and topped it with a CPU like the world's nerdiest holiday decoration. Given that RAM prices have been absolutely ridiculous lately, this festive creation probably costs more than most people's actual Christmas trees. Maybe even more than their rent. The real genius move here is calling it "holiday decor" instead of "hoarding obsolete hardware." Your spouse can't complain about the pile of old RAM in the garage if it's displayed as seasonal art. Just tell them you're diversifying your portfolio into tangible assets. Best part? When January rolls around, you can disassemble it and sell the sticks individually on eBay. That's called a liquid asset, folks. Financial advisors hate this one weird trick.

When your dad had the galaxy brain move to stockpile 128GB of DDR5 RAM back in September 2025, treating memory modules like they're Bitcoin at $100. The joke here is that DDR5 prices have been on a wild rollercoaster since launch—initially expensive, then dropping, then spiking again due to supply constraints. Buying in bulk when prices dip is basically the tech equivalent of buying the dip in crypto, except this actually has utility and won't tank because Elon tweeted something. The future-dated September 2025 timestamp adds another layer—it's either prophetic speculation about an upcoming price crash, or the meme creator is a time traveler warning us about the next RAM shortage. Either way, dad's sitting on a goldmine of memory sticks while Chrome tabs multiply like rabbits. Smart investment strategy: forget stocks, buy RAM when it's cheap and resell it when the next generation of memory-hungry AI models drops.