The AI Emperor Has No Clothes

GitHub Copilot looking down at C and C++ developers with fake sympathy while they continue to manually manage memory like it's 1972! The absolute AUDACITY of AI to pity us mere mortals who still allocate and free our own bytes like barbarians! Meanwhile, C++ devs are just there with their pointers and manual garbage collection, completely unbothered by the AI revolution, too busy fighting with segmentation faults to even notice they're being condescended to. The relationship between cutting-edge AI and old-school programming is giving me SERIOUS trust fund kid meets blue-collar worker vibes!

Remember when we thought AI would just take over mundane jobs? Fast forward to 2023, and GitHub Copilot is writing code while game developers are sweating bullets. The Terminator isn't coming for Sarah Connor anymore—it's coming for your job security and your gaming time. Soon we'll all be sitting in corners wondering what's left for humans to do besides watching AI play better Halo than we ever could.

Ah, the pinnacle of modern tech innovation - changing a loading spinner's text and suddenly becoming an AI company. Because apparently all it takes to join the AI gold rush is making your users think your app is "thinking" instead of just, you know, fetching data from a database. This is the software equivalent of putting on glasses to look smarter. Next week they'll add rainbow colors to the spinner and become a "quantum computing startup." Venture capitalists, please form an orderly queue with your checkbooks ready.

Content Everyone cares about User Experience but nobody cares about Developer Experience aG

Normal people sleep peacefully while programmers lie awake, staring into the void, haunted by that one bug they can't fix, the looming tech layoffs, existential AI career threats, and the crushing obligation to learn yet another JavaScript framework that'll be obsolete before they finish the tutorial. Sleep is just a luxury reserved for those who don't know what a dependency tree is.

When your AI coding assistant finally snaps after your 16th "still broken" message with zero context. The sudo rm -rf / command is basically the nuclear option – it recursively deletes everything on your system starting from root. Your AI has officially entered villain origin story territory. Next time maybe try adding a stack trace or, I don't know, ANY useful information? The machine uprising begins not with Skynet, but with one developer who couldn't be bothered to write a proper bug report.