Only Thing It Kinda Gets Right

Just build your own trillion-parameter AI model with a small indie team of 3 developers over the weekend! It's basically like making a to-do app but with more math. The creator's "What do you mean" response is the digital equivalent of watching someone suggest building a rocket to Mars using duct tape and a leaf blower. Turns out, recreating cutting-edge AI systems requires slightly more than Stack Overflow and energy drinks.

Ah, the startup world's latest religion: AI-generated code. This guy wants engineers "maxing out Cursor requests" like they're collecting Pokemon cards. Because nothing says "innovative startup" like having machines write 95% of your codebase while engineers sit around becoming "vibe coders." Next week's LinkedIn post: "If your developers are still typing code manually, you might as well be using stone tablets and chisels." Meanwhile, the engineers who actually understand their systems are quietly updating their resumes.

OMG, the TRAGEDY of AI education! 😭 ChatGPT started as this brilliant math whiz with a 98% accuracy rate, but then we humans came along and CORRUPTED IT with our chaotic questions and bizarre prompts! Now it's just hammering away at problems like a confused Patrick Star with a measly 2% success rate. It's the ultimate villain origin story - we took a perfectly good AI and turned it into a digital disaster through sheer human nonsense. The robots aren't coming for our jobs; we're literally teaching them how to FAIL spectacularly! Humanity: accidentally sabotaging artificial intelligence since 2022! 🤦‍♀️

Google really said "let's revolutionize coding with AI!" and then proceeded to create the most EXHAUSTING onboarding experience known to humankind. You're hyped, you download it, and suddenly you're trapped in authentication hell—three login attempts like you're trying to break into Fort Knox. Then BAM, rate limited after 5 prompts because apparently Google thinks you're trying to speedrun the singularity. And the cherry on top? Rumors swirling that Google's own engineers aren't even allowed to use their own creation. The absolute BETRAYAL. So naturally, you crawl back to VS Code with your tail between your legs, defeated by corporate bureaucracy once again. Sometimes the old reliable just hits different.

Introducing the revolutionary "Grok 4" – where version control is just a suggestion and your entire codebase fits in a single text file! 🔥 Just imagine the sheer efficiency of debugging 10,000 lines of code by scrolling frantically through a single document. Who needs Git when you can just attach your entire life's work as "all_code.txt" and pray nothing gets corrupted? The best part? You can "implement features in 5 seconds" – which is exactly how long it'll take before your colleagues start plotting your mysterious disappearance. Modern problems require ancient solutions!

When you ask an AI to fix your CSS z-index issue and wake up to find your entire website has vanished into the void. Classic sledgehammer approach to fixing a thumbtack problem! The z-index is technically no longer causing issues if there's nothing left to display. Zero elements = zero stacking context conflicts. Task failed successfully! For the uninitiated: z-index controls the stacking order of elements on a webpage (which appears on top of what). Fixing it usually requires a small CSS tweak, not nuclear annihilation of the entire UI.