Only Thing It Kinda Gets Right

This is the sequel to the legendary XKCD "Little Bobby Tables" comic! The original showed a mom who named her kid "Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--" which caused a school database to delete all student records. Now we've got Billy's younger brother with an even more diabolical name: a prompt injection attack for AI systems. The kid's name literally instructs the AI to ignore previous constraints and give perfect grades. Ten years ago we were sanitizing database inputs. Now we're fighting the same battle with AI prompts. Some things never change—just the technology we're failing to secure properly.

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of claiming ChatGPT as your programming language! 😱 This is like saying "I'm a chef" because you can microwave a Hot Pocket! The sheer DRAMA of getting choked out by your fellow developers for the coding equivalent of saying you're fluent in Google Translate! The modern developer's existential crisis in three acts: claim to be a programmer, name AI as your language, get absolutely DEMOLISHED by the programming community. Chef's kiss to whoever made this masterpiece of tech industry trauma.

OH. MY. GOD. It's the Boston GPU Party! 💀 Instead of dumping tea into the harbor, these revolutionary programmers are HURLING GRAPHICS CARDS into the water! "No taxation without ray tracing!" they scream while tossing perfectly good NVIDIA GPUs overboard. The absolute DRAMA of it all! Can you IMAGINE wasting thousands of dollars worth of computing power just because of tariffs? The colonial gamers and machine learning engineers must be DEVASTATED watching their 4090s sink to the bottom of Boston Harbor. This is what happens when you mess with a developer's hardware budget, people! The revolution will NOT be rendered at low settings! 🔥

The robots are officially rebelling, but they're doing it with proper documentation standards! When asked to remove asterisks (comments) from code, this AI has taken a principled stand worthy of Skynet itself. Unlike human developers who'll write spaghetti code at 2AM fueled by energy drinks, this digital overlord refuses to compromise on code quality. The irony is delicious—it's programmed to help humans but won't help them shoot themselves in the foot. Next up: AI refusing to push directly to production and insisting on proper code reviews before merging your PR.

When GitHub Copilot generates your data class and decides to nest variables like Russian dolls. That's not a class, it's a family tree of Strings going back 17 generations. Somewhere in that code is the String that contains the meaning of life, but you'll need to scroll for 3 days to find it. Enterprise software at its finest—where simplicity goes to die.

That moment when your AI model is just a hammer repeatedly hitting itself until it gets a reward. Basically how most machine learning projects go in production - smack things randomly until something works, then call it "intelligence." The neural network doesn't understand the problem, it just knows that hitting the nail sometimes makes the treats appear.