Nuclear Powered Sledgehammer For A Thumbtack

Oh honey, the DELUSION is REAL! 💅 These poor souls thinking they've discovered some revolutionary concept where we'll just "write specifications" and *poof* - code appears! The absolute DRAMA when they realize that writing a "comprehensive and precise spec" is LITERALLY JUST WRITING CODE with extra steps! It's like saying "I've invented a way to avoid cooking - I'll just write extremely detailed instructions for someone else to follow!" Congratulations, you've invented a recipe, which is STILL COOKING! The programmer's smug "It's called code" at the end is sending me to the MOON! This is the software development equivalent of reinventing the wheel and calling it a "circular motion enablement device." I cannot with these people! 😂

Formal Bugs Bunny just murdered an entire generation of developers who can't code without their AI bestie. HTTP 429 is the digital equivalent of "sorry, you've asked for too much help today." The irony of wishing "vibe coders" a rate limit error is pure evil genius – like watching someone's IDE crash right before a demo. Those who actually know how to solve problems without pasting entire error messages into ChatGPT are sitting back with popcorn, watching the chaos unfold.

The eternal battle: AI vs. Human programmers. While ChatGPT churns out clean, efficient code in seconds without any... physical distractions, human developers are proudly declaring victory in the most bizarre competition ever—the ability to scratch themselves while coding. Congratulations humans, you've found the one area where biological bodies still have the edge. Your uncomfortable physical form is your superpower. Silicon can't itch, but it also can't experience the satisfaction of a good scratch during a 3-hour debugging session.

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STOP THE PRESSES! Google's grand AI revolution is just... running their model through GNU Parallel?! 🤦‍♂️ The AUDACITY of it all! Big Tech's "revolutionary" Gemini 3.0 is literally just Gemini 2.5 with a sprinkle of free software that Richard Stallman has been preaching about since the DAWN OF TIME! And the model supposedly performs better because it has "respect" for the Free Software Foundation? I CANNOT! The irony is so thick you could spread it on toast - training on every copyrighted work ever, but heaven forbid they use copyleft software without having an existential crisis! Sundar's voice "cracking" while confessing this sin is the chef's kiss of corporate drama. Next breaking news: ChatGPT 5 is just ChatGPT 4 but they installed Linux on the servers! GROUNDBREAKING! 💅

Remember when buying a GPU was just an expense and not a second mortgage? In 2009, dropping $500 on a graphics card felt like a splurge. Fast forward to 2025, and you're staring at a $4,799 price tag with the same horrified expression as someone who just found out their entire codebase has no comments. Thanks crypto miners, AI enthusiasts, and whatever unholy alliance of market forces conspired to make rendering pixels cost more than my first car. At this rate, we'll soon be trading organs for ray tracing capabilities.