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Multiagent Pipeline

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AI Programming Devops Agile

6 hours ago 5,445,814 views 0 shares

Multiagent Pipeline

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When your company decides to implement a "sophisticated multiagent AI pipeline," you've got the entire dev team standing around watching three AI models (Claude, ChatGPT, and Gemini) do all the heavy lifting in the trenches while everyone else just... observes. It's like having a construction crew where 90% of the workers are supervisors with clipboards.

The real kicker? Those three AIs are literally digging through the mud trying to solve problems while the "dev team" is up top checking their phones, probably asking ChatGPT how to implement ChatGPT. The pipeline architecture here is basically: throw prompts at three different LLMs, hope one of them doesn't hallucinate, and call it "multiagent orchestration" in the sprint review.

Bonus points for the guy with the spotlight—that's definitely the PM making sure everyone can "see the progress" while contributing absolutely nothing to the actual work. Welcome to 2024, where your entire codebase is written by AI and your job is to stand around looking concerned.

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