Humans Are Destined To Just Watch Ads

Remember when LinkedIn was for humble-bragging about promotions? Now it's just watching your entire industry get Thanos-snapped in real time. Tech companies went from "We're disrupting the future!" to "We're disrupting your employment status!" faster than a poorly optimized query. The only thing growing faster than AI investments is the number of "open to work" profile badges. The worst part? Those same companies laying off thousands are posting record profits. Nothing says "strategic restructuring" like firing the entire engineering team that built your platform while the CEO buys another yacht.

Oh honey, you thought you were getting a REAL AI? *dramatic hair flip* The meme shows the BRUTAL reality of those clickbait "Build Your Own AI" tutorials! First panel: Some flashy article promising AI greatness. Second panel: The SHOCKING reveal that the "AI" is literally just three lines of code importing OpenAI and responding "hi" to everything! It's like ordering a gourmet meal and getting a microwaved hot pocket! The audacity! The deception! This is why we have trust issues in tech!

A Venn diagram that hits way too close to home. Engineers are never available, have infinite ego, and will loudly proclaim your project will take 2 weeks (spoiler: it won't). Meanwhile, AI is always there, responds instantly, and lies about taking just 1 minute instead. The overlap is the best part though - both are wildly overconfident about untested code and need extremely specific instructions that they'll promptly ignore anyway. It's basically choosing between a ghost that silently crashes your system or a human who'll blame you for not understanding their "vision." Welcome to the future, where your options are invisible tech debt or premature optimization. Pick your poison.

The eternal dev dilemma: spend 20 minutes crafting the perfect prompt for ChatGPT explaining your obscure bug... or just Google the error message in 10 seconds. We all dramatically surrender to AI like wounded warriors, only to sheepishly crawl back to Stack Overflow five minutes later. The relationship status between developers and LLMs? "It's complicated."

Ah yes, the pinnacle of security: "Let me just ask this AI if your SQL injection attack looks suspicious." It's like putting a security guard at the bank entrance who needs to call his mom before deciding if the guy in the ski mask with a gun is a threat. The best part is storing the DB credentials right there in plain text. Nothing says "enterprise-grade security" like exposing your entire database to anyone who can read code.

The circle of AI delegation is complete! Senior dev thinks they've discovered a brilliant management hack by treating juniors like neural networks and writing detailed prompts for them. Meanwhile, the junior is just copying those prompts straight into ChatGPT and letting the actual neural network do the work. It's basically prompt engineering inception - the senior dev is unknowingly prompt engineering for an AI through a human middleman who's adding zero value to the process. This is peak 2023 software development efficiency!