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Someone fed Claude's signature verbose corporate-speak into Duolingo and now you need to translate "I messed up" into a 200-word philosophical treatise about epistemological frameworks and load-bearing architectural considerations.
Claude has this delightful habit of turning "yes" into a TED talk about the ontological implications of affirmative responses. The AI literally cannot say anything without prefacing it with STRUCTURED_OPUS_PROJECTION and dropping phrases like "directionally plausible frame" and "first-order considerations." It's like having a coworker who went to business school and never recovered.
The best part? That whole paragraph basically translates to "my bad, I was wrong." But why use 3 words when 150 will do? The distinction matters, after all.
