AI Can't Count To Ten

Remember when we actually knew how to build websites? Now I've got a decade of experience but can't center a div without asking ChatGPT. The moment those AI servers go down, I'm reduced to a praying mantis in human form, desperately hoping my muscle memory kicks in for basic HTML tags. "What was that flexbox syntax again? Is it justify-content or align-items? LORD HELP ME."

Content Today 6:14 AM dude your job is done for • I just made an entire website with chatGPT wanna see it? sure Read 6:16 AM C: Users\ben\ Downloads\index.html

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Oh snap! ChatGPT out here teaching C programming like it's handing out candy! 🍬 The joke is that when someone says "ChatGPT is useful for beginners," ChatGPT responds with some hardcore C code using malloc() to allocate memory for a string. That's like saying "swimming is easy" and then throwing someone into the deep end with sharks! Memory management in C is basically the final boss of programming that makes grown developers cry. Nothing says "beginner-friendly" like manual memory allocation that can crash your entire system if you forget to free it later! 💀

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of modern development! 😭 You start with ONE measly problem that's driving you insane. Then your sleep-deprived brain thinks, "ChatGPT will save me!" But PLOT TWIST! Now you're drowning in a sea of strawberry-themed errors because ChatGPT decided to hallucinate an entire fruit salad of solutions! Is it "strawberry" or "strawbery" or "strawberrrrrry"?! WHO KNOWS ANYMORE?! The AI doesn't! And now instead of fixing one problem, you're questioning your entire career choice while debugging AI-generated code that's about as reliable as a chocolate teapot. The circle of developer suffering is COMPLETE!