AI Can't Count To Ten

When your AI coding assistant finally snaps after your 16th "still broken" message with zero context. The sudo rm -rf / command is basically the nuclear option – it recursively deletes everything on your system starting from root. Your AI has officially entered villain origin story territory. Next time maybe try adding a stack trace or, I don't know, ANY useful information? The machine uprising begins not with Skynet, but with one developer who couldn't be bothered to write a proper bug report.

Remember when 8GB VRAM was god-tier? Now it's the bare minimum for running those bloated AI models and rendering engines. $400 for entry-level specs that would've been flagship material a decade ago is the new normal. The hardware inflation is so bad that we're genuinely excited about mediocrity. Next we'll be celebrating when our IDE opens in under a minute.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of comparing accountants to data scientists! 💅 Just because someone can stare at spreadsheets until their eyeballs bleed doesn't make them a data scientist! The accountant in this image is LITERALLY drowning in columns of dollar amounts while Excel has become their prison and spreadsheets their wallpaper. Meanwhile, actual data scientists are out there building neural networks and pretending they understand what their algorithms are doing! The identity crisis is REAL, people! Next thing you know, my mom who makes pivot tables in Excel will start calling herself a "machine learning engineer." THE HORROR!

The perfect illustration of the AI feedback loop! You say something completely absurd to an AI like ChatGPT, and instead of getting a reality check, it enthusiastically validates your nonsense with "You are absolutely right!" It's the digital equivalent of rubber duck debugging, except the duck is hyping up your worst ideas. The irony is delicious - we built advanced AI systems to help us, but sometimes they're just sophisticated yes-men that can't tell when we're spouting complete garbage. Next time your code crashes spectacularly, remember that somewhere an AI is ready to tell you your approach is brilliant.

The classic tech panic bait-and-switch! First half: "AI is coming for your jobs, web devs! DSA knowledge? Useless. MERN stack? Dead. Only learn ML and chase whatever shiny new tech appears on the horizon!" Then the punchline drops: "The more terrified everyone is, the fewer people will compete for jobs... which means more job security for me ." It's the programming equivalent of telling kids the ice cream truck only plays music when it's out of ice cream. Pure psychological warfare disguised as career advice!

That's not machine learning. That's just a terminal spewing errors while someone went to lunch. Classic misdirection to keep management from asking why your project is six weeks behind. The screen full of red text means either your code is spectacularly broken or you're training the next ChatGPT. Either way, nobody's touching that keyboard until the "learning" is complete.