We Follow Agile Principles

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We Follow Agile Principles

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Ah, the classic "distracted boyfriend" meme but with a project management twist! The guy (labeled "LEADERSHIP") is clearly checking out "AGILE" while his current girlfriend ("WATERFALL") looks on in disbelief. It's that moment when your team swears they're committed to Waterfall methodology but can't stop eyeing those sexy Scrum boards and daily standups. Sure, you've got documentation and Gantt charts at home, but look at Agile over there with her flexible iterations and customer feedback loops! 😂 Tale as old as time: companies claiming they "follow Agile principles" while secretly still planning everything upfront and freaking out when requirements change. The software development equivalent of "it's complicated" relationship status!

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