This cosmic roast of development methodologies is painfully accurate. Waterfall gets you to Mars after a rigid plan, while Agile lands you on the Moon instead because requirements changed mid-flight. Kanban? You'll break down the Mars mission into thousands of sticky notes and still be waiting for armrests a year later. Scrum is just a series of sprints that end with scrapping everything after a 15-minute meeting. And Lean Development? Just slap wings on a firecracker and try convincing investors it's basically a spaceship. The space between our development ambitions and reality is apparently as vast as the distance to Mars itself.
Software Development Methods: The Mars Mission Analogy
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