The eternal curse of alphabetical order during standups! If your name starts with Y or Z, you're basically the Majin Buu of your dev team—forced to sit there menacingly as the hourglass of your patience drains while 23 other developers give their updates first. By the time it's your turn, half the team has mentally checked out, three people are secretly checking Slack, and you've had enough time to refactor your entire codebase in your head. The real power move? Legally changing your name to "AAaron" just to go first.
Alphabetical Order: The Final Boss Of Daily Standups
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