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The Entire Internet Depending On Cloudflare

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The digital equivalent of building a skyscraper on toothpicks. When Cloudflare sneezes, half the internet calls in sick. Remember that 2022 outage when we all suddenly discovered how many services were secretly running on their CDN? Nothing like watching DevOps teams worldwide simultaneously open Slack to type "It's not just us, right?" while frantically checking status pages that are—plot twist—also hosted on Cloudflare. And AWS is just chilling there as the middle support, pretending they've never caused a similar panic. The internet's not distributed—it's just a very elaborate game of Jenga being played by a handful of cloud providers.

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Security Networking Devops Programming Cloud

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Ah, the wall of lava lamps at Cloudflare that generates true randomness for their encryption. Some junior dev just waltzed in with the digital equivalent of "hold my beer." That collection isn't just hipster office decor—it's literally securing a chunk of the internet. Each lamp's unpredictable flow creates entropy used for cryptographic keys. But sure, go ahead and poke it, see what happens. Nothing major, just potentially compromising 20% of the web. No pressure.

My Pallet Jacks Are Cold - [I Hate Physics]

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My Pallet Jacks Are Cold - [I Hate Physics]

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What's Stopping You From Coding Like This?

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What's Stopping You From Coding Like This?

Gravity, mostly. Neck pain after 20 minutes would kill this setup faster than a null pointer exception kills your app. Sure, dream coding positions look cool until you realize your spine isn't compatible with version 90° rotation. The real irony? This guy's probably dreaming about fixing all those bugs he created while coding in a normal position. Peak programmer efficiency: writing code while unconscious – finally matching management's expectations of how quickly features should be delivered.

Just Add Multiplayer Bro

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When I'M Coding At 3 Am

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Steam Machine Could Allow The User To Choose.

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Steam Machine Could Allow The User To Choose.

Content STEAM MACHINE NEEDS BETTER HARDWARE THAN OTHER CONSOLES OR IT WILL FAIL! IT WOULD BE TOO EXPENSIVE AND PEOPLE WOULD JUST BUY A PC INSTEAD! What if the Steam Machine launches at $500 and allows the user to buy & swap out the hardware it comes with for better hardware if they want to?

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Debugging Python Testing Backend

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Content How feel fighting errors for 12 hours in a systems â¢ language instead of writing my school work in python in 2 minutes (the code is 1ms faster)

When The Non Tech Guy Doesnt Know What Enable Regexp Means

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When The Non Tech Guy Doesnt Know What Enable Regexp Means

Content I'm going to use ChatGPT to write this document and replace "(Price]" with "$2.50" Every instance of P, r, i, c, e is the second capture group followed by ".50"

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Not Only Rust Lets You Have Cool Socks

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