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The evolution of error handling, as told by Pooh: First panel: Regular Pooh with raise Exception("An error occured.") - the coding equivalent of saying "something broke" and walking away. Second panel: Fancy Pooh with raise ValueError("Invalid use...") - now we're being specific, like wearing a tuxedo to tell someone they screwed up. Third panel: Demonic Pooh with 1/0 - the chaotic evil approach. Why throw an exception when you can just divide by zero and watch the world burn? Pure malevolence disguised as code. The kind of thing that makes senior devs wake up in cold sweats.

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That smug face when you implement addition using recursion instead of the + operator because regular math is for peasants. Sure, it'll crash with a stack overflow on large numbers, but that's a problem for future you after your code review. Bonus points for making the function signature look deceptively simple while hiding your algorithmic flexing inside.

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