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He Predicted My Feed

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The dev ecosystem has reached peak saturation: someone complains about seeing yet another "vibe coded habit tracker" post, and literally the next post is someone proudly announcing their... monthly budgeting web app. Because apparently the world was desperately missing its 47,000th budget tracker built by someone who just discovered React last week.

The irony is chef's kiss—dude's swimming in pennies from all these repetitive side projects flooding his feed, and the universe immediately proves him right. It's like complaining about seeing too many "I built a to-do app" posts and then BAM, someone shows up with their revolutionary to-do app that's "different" because it has dark mode.

Pro tip: If your side project solves a problem that Google Sheets already handles, maybe reconsider. Or don't—the penny factory needs workers.

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