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How To Explain This Project On My LinkedIn
Webdev React Programming Databases Frontend
16 days ago 244.8K views 1 shares
How To Explain This Project On My LinkedIn
When your side project starts as "I just need to find one specific video" and ends with you accidentally becoming the chief architect of a distributed NSFW content aggregation platform. The progression from normal person to full clown is chef's kiss—each step sounds more impressive on a resume while getting exponentially harder to explain to your grandma. The beauty here is that the technical skills are genuinely impressive: ETL pipelines, indexing 89,000 communities, deploying a Next.js app with proper infrastructure. But good luck putting "Built scalable search engine for adult content discovery across Reddit's NSFW ecosystem" on your LinkedIn without your professional network having questions. HR departments everywhere just felt a disturbance in the force. Pro tip: Just call it a "content aggregation platform with advanced filtering capabilities" and pray nobody asks for a demo during the interview.

We All Started There
Programming Webdev Javascript Frontend
25 days ago 131.5K views 0 shares
We All Started There
The eternal beginner's dilemma: choosing between the two most oversaturated tutorial projects in existence. Todo apps are basically the "Hello World" of CRUD operations, while weather apps are the "Hello World" of API calls. Both have been built approximately 47 million times by bootcamp graduates worldwide. The real pain here is that newbie devs genuinely stress over this choice like it's a life-altering decision, when in reality they'll end up building both anyway, abandoning them halfway through, and then starting a calculator app next week. The portfolio graveyard is real.

You Have That Power
Programming AI Webdev Frontend Backend
6 months ago 241.4K views 0 shares
You Have That Power
Ever notice how we've mastered creating 748 different to-do list apps but still haven't figured out flying cars? The tech industry in a nutshell—spending countless hours building yet another CRUD app with authentication while our sci-fi dreams collect dust. Meanwhile, bootcamp grads are busy creating weather apps that tell you it's raining... while you're standing in the rain. The real innovation bottleneck isn't technology—it's developers padding their GitHub profiles with projects nobody asked for instead of building the jetpacks we were promised. Maybe if we redirected the collective brainpower spent on "Uber for dogs" startups, we'd actually have those self-tying shoes from Back to the Future by now.