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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot
The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb
HTTP 418: I'm a teapot
The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb
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True Af
Programming
Webdev
Backend
Frontend
1 month ago
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The modern developer's paradox: spending three months building a productivity app that nobody asked for, marketing it to your mom and two Discord friends, then watching the download counter stay permanently frozen at zero. Meanwhile, your GitHub repo collects dust and your "revolutionary idea" joins the graveyard of side projects that seemed brilliant at 2 AM. But hey, at least you learned that new framework nobody's hiring for.
He Predicted My Feed
Webdev
Frontend
Javascript
Programming
React
2 months ago
349.9K views
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The dev ecosystem has reached peak saturation: someone complains about seeing yet another "vibe coded habit tracker" post, and literally the next post is someone proudly announcing their... monthly budgeting web app. Because apparently the world was desperately missing its 47,000th budget tracker built by someone who just discovered React last week. The irony is chef's kiss—dude's swimming in pennies from all these repetitive side projects flooding his feed, and the universe immediately proves him right. It's like complaining about seeing too many "I built a to-do app" posts and then BAM, someone shows up with their revolutionary to-do app that's "different" because it has dark mode. Pro tip: If your side project solves a problem that Google Sheets already handles, maybe reconsider. Or don't—the penny factory needs workers.
How To Explain This Project On My LinkedIn
Webdev
Backend
React
Frontend
Databases
5 months ago
468.0K views
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When your side project starts as "I just need to find one specific video" and ends with you accidentally becoming the chief architect of a distributed NSFW content aggregation platform. The progression from normal person to full clown is chef's kiss—each step sounds more impressive on a resume while getting exponentially harder to explain to your grandma. The beauty here is that the technical skills are genuinely impressive: ETL pipelines, indexing 89,000 communities, deploying a Next.js app with proper infrastructure. But good luck putting "Built scalable search engine for adult content discovery across Reddit's NSFW ecosystem" on your LinkedIn without your professional network having questions. HR departments everywhere just felt a disturbance in the force. Pro tip: Just call it a "content aggregation platform with advanced filtering capabilities" and pray nobody asks for a demo during the interview.
We All Started There
Programming
Webdev
Frontend
Javascript
5 months ago
253.9K views
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The eternal beginner's dilemma: choosing between the two most oversaturated tutorial projects in existence. Todo apps are basically the "Hello World" of CRUD operations, while weather apps are the "Hello World" of API calls. Both have been built approximately 47 million times by bootcamp graduates worldwide. The real pain here is that newbie devs genuinely stress over this choice like it's a life-altering decision, when in reality they'll end up building both anyway, abandoning them halfway through, and then starting a calculator app next week. The portfolio graveyard is real.
You Have That Power
Programming
Webdev
Backend
Frontend
AI
11 months ago
363.5K views
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Ever notice how we've mastered creating 748 different to-do list apps but still haven't figured out flying cars? The tech industry in a nutshell—spending countless hours building yet another CRUD app with authentication while our sci-fi dreams collect dust. Meanwhile, bootcamp grads are busy creating weather apps that tell you it's raining... while you're standing in the rain. The real innovation bottleneck isn't technology—it's developers padding their GitHub profiles with projects nobody asked for instead of building the jetpacks we were promised. Maybe if we redirected the collective brainpower spent on "Uber for dogs" startups, we'd actually have those self-tying shoes from Back to the Future by now.
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