Obsidian Cares About The Sanity Of Its Users

The glorious devolution of programmers in one perfect meme! Back in the day, developers were apparently coding demigods who wrote flawless code without AI assistance, built entire games in Assembly (because apparently pain was recreational), crafted mission-critical code for literal rocket science, and fixed memory leaks by manipulating pointers like digital surgeons. Fast forward to today's reality: we're all just brain-melted zombies Googling how to center divs, begging ChatGPT to fix our syntax errors, getting permanently trapped in Vim like it's some kind of developer purgatory, and introducing three new bugs while fixing one. The perfect representation of how we've gone from programming titans to helpless tech gremlins dependent on Stack Overflow life support. The most painful part? This is exactly the kind of self-deprecating humor we all share on LinkedIn while pretending we're still the "Devs Then" in our job applications.

Behold the NIGHTMARE that is trying to write Bash scripts! 😱 The top panel shows those fancy modern frameworks (VS Code, React, Node.js) smugly telling you to "just be confident" when approaching coding. Meanwhile, the bottom panel reveals the HORRIFYING TRUTH of what happens when you dare venture into Bash scripting territory - you transform into a deranged possum-creature questioning your entire existence! No amount of "confidence" can prepare you for the soul-crushing experience of debugging a Bash script where a single missing space or semicolon turns your beautiful code into an eldritch horror. The Vim logo lurking in the corner is just *chef's kiss* perfection - as if to say "welcome to your doom!"

Sweet mother of backslashes! The absolute AUDACITY of this developer thinking Vim regex and Perl regex are interchangeable! Honey, that's like showing up to a knife fight with a spoon! 💀 The final panel is the regex equivalent of a horror movie jumpscare - that unholy abomination of backslashes would make any text file burst into flames! And a 700MB text file?! Who hurt you?!

Ah yes, the ancient stone tablet IDE. Because nothing says "I'm a serious developer" like carving your collision detection algorithms into limestone. Modern IDEs with their "syntax highlighting" and "error detection" are clearly for the weak. Real programmers chisel their bugs directly into rock so they're permanent, just like their technical debt.

The bell curve of developer evolution: first you're a happy VSCode user with an IQ of 55, blissfully unaware of vim keybindings. Then you evolve into a crying, suffering Neovim zealot at IQ 100, spending more time configuring your editor than actually coding. Finally, you transcend to galaxy brain status at IQ 145 and return to VSCode because life's too short to spend 6 months customizing your init.lua. The true enlightenment isn't the tool—it's knowing when to stop tinkering and just ship the damn code.

HONEY, THE LINUX COMMUNITY IS AT IT AGAIN! 💀 Dare to mention you use Flatpak instead of compiling from source? PREPARE FOR NUCLEAR WARFARE! The sheer AUDACITY to suggest Nano might be easier than Vim?! These Linux subreddits will absolutely EVISCERATE your soul faster than you can type 'sudo apt-get'! It's like mentioning pineapple on pizza but for people who memorize kernel parameters for fun. The notifications from angry purists will vibrate your phone into another dimension! And don't even THINK about admitting you use Ubuntu instead of Arch! *dramatic gasp*