The "Free" Game Development Starter Pack

Ah, the beautiful delusion of "making a game for free." The meme shows the harsh reality waiting for naive game dev beginners. Sure, Unity's got a free tier and Blender is open source, but then Visual Studio crashes into the party and suddenly your wallet is crying. Not to mention the inevitable descent into the donut tutorial purgatory while learning Blender. Meanwhile, your sanity gets a funeral service after your 47th failed build. The "free" game ends up costing you your time, mental health, and probably that relationship you once had. But hey, at least you've got a half-finished game about jumping cubes!