Yet They Still Don't Work

The desperate plea of every C++ senior developer who's died inside after finding yet another memory leak that static analysis would have caught three months ago. Meanwhile, the junior devs are gesturing wildly with excuses like "but it compiles fine" and "we don't have time for that." The codebase is probably one segfault away from summoning demons through the stack overflow portal.

Content Here's a question I had on a C test in college. What is printed to the console? include jostream int main) char A 'A', B 'd', C 'a', D 'C'; std :cout A B? A C? A D ? A: D: C D? C: D: B D : C D? C: D std:endl; return 0;

When your junior dev asks "What's the modulo operator?" and you're too deep into your fifth coffee to explain basic math. Nothing says "I'm a professional" like hardcoding 50 if-statements to check if a number is even when return number % 2 == 0; would do the trick. But hey, at least it's thoroughly tested for numbers 1-22! The face in the corner is all of us reviewing this code during a PR. Silent horror.

Content An errar occurred attempting to read properties for the "Burger Sidetex resource lope. Invalid Class String Error Id -2147221005(8004045)

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