Yet They Still Don't Work

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Yet They Still Don't Work

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Writing unit tests is basically creating a controlled fantasy world where your code magically works. You craft these perfect little scenarios with mock objects and ideal inputs, then proudly declare "See? No bugs here!" Meanwhile, your actual code is in production setting everything on fire. It's like congratulating yourself for winning an argument against an imaginary opponent that you specifically designed to lose.

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