When a coworker tries to get me to use a tool that takes a few minutes to set up but also makes everyone’s job easier for all time

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The eternal cycle of software development immortalized in one perfect image. That // TODO: Fix later comment you casually dropped six months ago has officially joined the ranks of mythical creatures - right alongside consistent documentation and bug-free first deployments. The gravestone is brutally honest - "LATER" never actually arrives. Those temporary workarounds become permanent architectural decisions. That quick hack becomes a load-bearing comment. Your tech debt compounds faster than your student loans. Meanwhile, your codebase slowly transforms into an archaeological dig site where future developers will uncover your broken promises like ancient artifacts.

Oh. My. God. That moment when your code produces a bug so SPECTACULARLY WEIRD that not even the almighty Google or ChatGPT can comprehend your suffering! 😭 You're just sitting there, staring at your monitor with that exact Mike Wazowski face, completely dead inside because you've created a glitch so unique it might as well be your tragic superpower. It's like you've discovered a new species of error that science isn't ready for. Congratulations, you broke programming in a way no one has ever broken it before! Your bug is basically the hipster of software errors - it's too obscure for mainstream debugging tools.

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Content Unfortunately, Microsoft has added a clever new "feature" to Internet Explorer. If the text of an error's message is "too small", specifically less than 512 bytes, Internet Explorer returns - its own error message. You can turn that off, but it's pretty tricky to find switch called "smart error messages". That means, of course, - chat short error messages are censored by deraucc. IIS always returns error messages that are long enough to make Internet Explorer happy. The workaround is pretty simple: pad the error message with a big comment like this to push it over the five hundred and twelve bytes minimum. Of course, that's exactly what you're reading right now. body html

Content When you recompile your code for the 74th time and you finally get a different error I see this as an absolute win! ProdrammerHumor.io