When a coworker tries to get me to use a tool that takes a few minutes to set up but also makes everyone’s job easier for all time

THE AUDACITY! There you are, thinking your colleague actually finished something before jetting off to sip margaritas on a beach, and what do you find? A LITERAL HOLE IN THE WALL patched with random bricks just SHOVED in there! Not even mortared! Just... existing in a state of pure architectural chaos! This is the code equivalent of commenting out all the failing tests, slapping a "TODO: Fix later" on critical functions, and then having the absolute NERVE to mark the PR as "Ready for review." The structural integrity of this project is hanging by a thread thinner than my patience on a Monday morning!

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Content When my code returns an error, but it's a different error than the one I've been working on for the last hour What was noise? The sound of progress my friend

Content Don't cry babe, It's just a movie.. Don't cry babe, It's just a runtime error

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Day 1 of a project: "I'm going to write beautiful, clean code with proper documentation and test coverage." Day 30 of the same project with 7 new requirements and 3 shifted deadlines: "Just make the damn thing work and we'll fix it in version 2." The customers don't care about your elegant architecture—they just want to see something flashy that doesn't immediately crash.