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The eternal software development dance, ladies and gentlemen! QA tester points at a scratched car bumper: "It's a Bug." But the developer, with the reflexes of a cornered cat, slaps on a Street Fighter character decal over the damage and proudly declares: "It's a Feature." Behold, the ancient art of problem reframing! Why fix what you can rebrand? Next time your code crashes the production server, just call it "unexpected meditation time for the operations team."

Oh look, it's Sun Tzu's lesser-known chapter on software development! Nothing says "I'm a 10x developer" quite like attributing your laziness to ancient Chinese military strategy. This is the battle cry of every developer who's about to unleash pure chaos into production. "Focus on building, not on tests and docs" is just fancy talk for "I'll let future me (or some poor soul who inherits my code) deal with this dumpster fire." The irony of using a military strategist who meticulously planned everything to justify skipping documentation is just *chef's kiss*. Next up: "The database will figure itself out" - Albert Einstein, probably.

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