The Ultimate Test Debugging Strategy

development Software engineering Code quality Bad practices Interns Unit tests Test driven development

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The Ultimate Test Debugging Strategy

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The classic "if it hurts, stop measuring" approach to software development! Some intern just casually mentioned deleting tests because they were failing... which is like removing your smoke detector because the beeping was annoying while your house is on fire. The perfect representation of that colleague who thinks test-driven development means "drive the tests away when they give you trouble." Senior devs everywhere just felt a disturbance in the force, as if millions of git commits suddenly cried out in terror.

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