Saw this in real-life production code so now I’m choosing violence

Ah yes, the developer lifecycle. Start a PR, wait for CI to validate your code, die of old age, become fossilized, and still the pipeline isn't done. The skeleton represents what's left of us after waiting for those 700+ tests to pass just so we can merge a one-line fix that removes a trailing comma. The best part? When it finally finishes, there'll be a merge conflict anyway.

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Content DEVS WHEN THE PACKAGE LABELED AS HIGHLY UNSTABLE AND UNTESTED IS ACTUALLY HIGHLY UNSTABLE AND UNTESTED: