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The mythical moment every developer dreams of but rarely experiences—convincing management to prioritize technical debt! The frog in formal attire represents that rare feeling of aristocratic triumph when your PM actually agrees to schedule refactoring instead of cramming in more features. Next you'll tell me they approved documentation time too? Pure fantasy!

There's commenting code, and then there's weaponizing comments. While you're over there documenting your elegant solutions, some developers are crafting elaborate manifestos defending why they chose to implement a singleton that manages 47 global variables with a switch statement that's 300 lines long. The truly diabolical part? The comments are so well-written that the next developer thinks, "This person clearly thought this through." No, Chad, they just have excellent PR skills for their terrible code crimes.

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The purest form of programming education right here. First comes the euphoric high of getting your code to work - that burst of dopamine that feels like you've just conquered Mount Everest in flip-flops. Then, inevitably, the crushing despair when it mysteriously breaks five minutes later for absolutely no logical reason. The kid just speedran the entire emotional cycle of a 20-year programming career in about 15 minutes. Welcome to the club, kid! The only difference between junior and senior devs is that seniors know both feelings are temporary... until they're not.