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Content It works in Test So it will work in Production The enviornments are identical! And Other Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Yourself Volume II

Oh sweetie, you think I'm going to use a sophisticated debugging system when I can just LITTER MY CODE with print statements like some kind of digital breadcrumb trail?! 💅 The AUDACITY of proper debugging tools expecting me to learn how they work when I can just sprinkle print("MADE IT HERE!!!") and print("WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING OMG") throughout my code like some deranged fairy godmother of troubleshooting! And don't you DARE judge me when I forget to remove them before pushing to production! That's just my signature, darling! ✨

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THE ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of printf debugging in four acts! 😭 First, you confidently place your debug statement: "I'm here." Then the AUDACITY of your code to make you add "Here 1" and "Here 2" as you desperately try to narrow down where your program is imploding. And the GRAND FINALE? That pot of pure chaos showing your entire codebase vomiting error messages like a digital exorcism! Who needs fancy debuggers when you can just DROWN YOUR SORROWS in console output and pray to the coding gods that something makes sense?! The debugging equivalent of screaming into the void and having the void scream back with stack traces!

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